Wow, that was some interesting reading!
Idea for an office prank:
- On your mark’s computer, go to the Desktop and make a new folder.
- Rename the new folder to e.g. “Porn”
- Make a screenshot
- Delete the folder that you’d just created
- Install the screenshot image as a Desktop wallpaper
- Enjoy!
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What’s good, bad & ugly…
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Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago. -
Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer -
Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you -
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there
Ugly: You’re in them -
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them -
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you -
Good: You give the «birds and bees:» talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections -
Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas -
Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend -
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a ■■■■■■
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.
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LMFAO! 
Has this been proved to work?
Anyways, if you install Norton, it’ll be more of a surprise when it crashes ;D
Well… let’s see.
I’ve crashed my friend’s & me wife’s laptop twice with this.
And then, some other friend’s desktop (and get a quick “smack” reply for it).
…but never tried that with my own desktop.
Hell, who have the guts to tried that on their own lovely gear; is sure is…a real cojones!, I say.
It’s a pretty stupid feature, but I’ll try it in school when we start in January 
I thought it was a joke first 
Fix it yourself
When my printer’s type began to grow faint, I called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed me that, probably, the printer only needed to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told me, I might be better off reading the printer’s manual and trying the job myself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, I asked, “Does your boss know that you discourage business?”
“Actually it’s my boss’s idea,” the employee replied sheepishly. “We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first.”
Don’t forget to take a picture, when you’ve succeed; and upload it on the “Fun pic” section.
I don’t think print screen’s going to work, so I’ll have to use my IRL-camera, sadly I don’t have a recording one, else I could record the whole process ;D
If it doesn’t work, I guess I could take out the RAM and see if it crashes
If there is a time traveling machine, then this has got to be the most popular event for the geeks traveler…ZOOM!
Who do you get when you cross-transform Seinfeld’s Lt. Bookman, Bob Marley and Marilu Henner?
The answer
…this one just got me speechless.
Check it out
A story of an Montana state trooper
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Case #1
The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Case #2
The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
On the other hand, the Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.
Conclusion:
Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.
Lol
LOL. this is so funny.
ragwing >:( how can i beat you if you always reply every single post with just “LOL” ;D