The LOL topic

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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her…

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
… with ■■■■

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Question:
Why was Moses wandering through the desert for 40 years?

Answer:
Because men refuse to ask for directions!

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Seems like you’re not so depressif hah

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Oh, no I don’t,
Especially when there’s a lot of Disney character spamming around me screen…
(:LGH)

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Actually, first one would work for me since I don’t drink alcohol ;D

Quack, quack, here comes Donald Duck :wink:

Ragwing

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How old are you actually ?

PS : Why is this st*pid thing always saying ‘You’re IP has sended 1 second ago blablabla’ >:(

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I’m 15, you should know I’m at least 13 by seeing how good I type in English ;D

Because you spam too much :wink:

Donald Duck

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An Irishman was in the South of France and could not understand why Pierre had attracted so many girls on the beach and he had attracted no one. So he asked Pierre, “How do you manage to attract all the girls and I attract no one?”

Pierre said, “Take a potato and tuck it in your swimming costume, it drives the women wild.”

So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his costume and paraded up and down the beach. After a great many hours, however, he still failed to arouse a woman.

So the Irishman went to see Pierre again and said, “I’ve tried it Pierre, it doesn’t work!”

Pierre took one look at the Irishman and said, “You might try putting the potato in the front of your bathing suit!”

Who me?
I’m as old as that comicfan2000 dude.
Like 30 something.
But just for the chicks… I’d say… 20?

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Lol at both ones :smiley:

Donald Duck

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I must admit Wisanggeni (btw what kind of name is that ?) you really have a sence of humor

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This is actually my real name. And rather serious though…
It comes from one of our ancient language in Indonesia.
Ancient Java, that is.
Translated; you’ll get: God’s fire wrath.
…now if that’s what you call funny, what else would be left in the world?

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As my name (Xan) comes from Xander → protector of humanity, we’re not going to be friends hé

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Question:
Why did the man cross the road?

Answer:
Because there were no women on his side.

Man… you must get bullied a lot from time to time in front of your class matte, aren’t you!?

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London Airport Announcements Prank

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Recently, a group of male computer scientists announced that computers, like ships, should be referred to as female.

This is why:

  • No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  • The native language they use to communicate to other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
  • The message “Bad command or file name” is about as informative as “If you don’t know why I’m mad at you, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.”
  • Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  • As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as male.

This is why:

  • They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  • They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  • As soon as you commit to one you realise that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
  • In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  • Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
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The good o’l LOL topics:

Mother In Law jokes
How old is Melih?
Comodo Mascot?
The Moderator Meatball poll
Your worst nightmare
The topic of no topic
The mother in law jokes tournament

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Road sign across random city border.

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They’ve found water on Mars.

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…found this weird site.
It generates random complaint about anything or everything we put into the corresponding box.
And look what it gets me too, when I put mine…
The Dubya complaint
LOL

You can create yours here.

*. Note, that the link will generate random nonsense on every page load.

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