Do you wear a foil-hat?

What is a Foil hat? Its one of these hats that protects your super brain from being infiltrated by evil aliens (or something like that). I was browsing google and saw a bunch of pictures and thought…

  • This seems somewhat common… So I thought lets see how common this really is, at least among all hardcore comodo people… :o Do you protect your skull with one of those? Why/why not? :stuck_out_tongue:

My brain is so super it doesn’t need protecting, thank you very much. 88)

Nothing in my brain that anyone wants… wait that didnt come out right lmao :smiley:

Why do you ask ? Who do you work for ?

;D ;D

All the best, woz of oz

I thought it would be interesting, and I’m sure “they”(other people in these forums) want to know. I work for myself. :slight_smile:

Hmmmmmm, ok then.
I was just checking that you weren’t an alien infiltrator, can’t be too careful these days.

I wear my 3T (Trusty Tinfoil Top) all the time and although the residue garlic butter tends to make my hair oily, and smelly, I think this is a small price to pay for total protection :slight_smile:

All the best, woz of oz

Super intelligent aliens that can be beaten by a thin sheet of aluminum? Its a plot to make us feel safe.

I don’t need the foil hat. I take so many mineral supplements that my hair has turned to metal.

This is a very good point. What if the aluminum foil actually amplifies the signal? ???

I’ll look into this and get back to you.

Ok I took everyones advice, put my foil cap on and almost got hit by lightening!!! ???

this is ridiculous!! >:( is this a joke!!?!! >:( i can’t believe this thread even exist! >:(
of course we should must all wear tin foil hat! it’s obligatory! >:(

Good thing you were wearing protection then! :o Who knows what you would be doing today when that lightning “almost” hit you if you weren’t protected by the hat. :slight_smile:

Stories like this tells me that that “thing” is doing its job, maby it can solve other problems as well, like world peace or the rubrics-cube?? I can’t understand why I didn’t made one before!!

You have experienced a Close Encounter of the Ninth Kind
Lightning strikes are just one of the many ways that aliens steal information from the human mind, it’s a crude but extremely effective method.
If the aliens had succeeded in striking you with lightning they would have stolen everything of vaue from your mind and left you with just a few un-funny jokes and annoying jingles.
Luckily for you the foil cap foiled this attempt

Foil: Hinder or prevent (the efforts, plans or desires) of

All the best, woz of oz

My foil hat just gave everyone around me a headache from the sun reflecting off of it. 88)

As every geek knows, MythBusters proved that a tin foil hat has the opposite effect of those desired by their wearers. A tin foil hat actually improves radio/microwave reception rather than impeding/blocking it. In addition, it also makes you look like a complete loon.

I think the MythBusters aren’t qualified to make that statement…one half of each of their brains is probably fried, the other looks like it was in a blender. All those experiments with aliens, you know.

Ha, I knew if I waited long enough someone would do the digging for me. ;D

I was right!

These aliens are tricky. Trying to convince us it will protect us when really it just makes it easier for them. 88)

That isn’t too tricky. What is tricky is convincing us we need the foil hats, and then making us feel foolish about wearing them so we won’t ever again. Now they are free to invade normal minds. :o (I’m sure you know I’m not quite normal, right?)

The real question is when do I not wear one? I can’t be too careful ever since this ET landed in this forum.

I wear a lead hat, not only does it shield me from ET but also blocks cellphone radiation and all of that radiation from tv/radio towers floating around in the air. I’m smart. ;D