MythBusters 88) They need to do their research.
Do they really believe that an alien civilisation that is advanced enough to extract information from the mind of humans uses something as basic as radiowaves or microwaves ? The aliens haven’t used that rubbish in eons.
I would like to post the name and description of the specific waves they use but obviously it can’t be written (or spoken) in any language known to humans
That’s a good idea but a bit impractical for most humans.
I guess you have very strong neck muscles
I think anybody who watches those guys has to get the impression that they are probably aliens themselves. ;D Contrary to popular myth though, it seems that not all aliens are more advanced than we are.
Ever notice how much they enjoy blowing things to pieces? That’s a dead giveaway to me.
Go with this proven technology. THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET
“THE THOUGHT SCREEN HELMET STOPS SPACE ALIENS FROM ABDUCTING HUMANS.
IT’S BEEN USED SUCCESSFULLY BY FORMER ABDUCTEES FOR TEN YEARS.”
How can you argue with this track record?
“The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only three failures have been reported since 1998.”
Or testimonial proof like this.
“Since trying Michael Menkin’s Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control.”
A peek behind this Amazing technology.
How It Works -
The thought screen helmet scrambles telepathic communication between aliens and humans. Aliens cannot immobilize people wearing thought screens nor can they control their minds or communicate with them using their telepathy. When aliens can’t communicate or control humans, they do not take them
I think the flies are an integral part of the alien-blocking technology that was engineered into the hat of meat. The constant buzzing of the flies adds a layer of white noise to any stray thoughts that might happen to leak through the meat, further hindering an alien’s ability to decipher the signals.