Jokes - heard any good ones lately?

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Title says it all - have you heard any good jokes lately?

Did you hear about the one were the Moderator removed your Profile’s website since he considered it spam? 8)

Good one! ;D however I haven’t heard it before!

How about this?

The doctor took his patient into the room and said, “I have some good news and some bad news.”

“Give me the good news,” said the patient.

“They’re going to name a disease after you.”

A man goes to see a doctor.

Man: “Doc, please, help me. I always make the same dream and I’m getting crazy… I see a door with a small plate just over the handle. I pull the handle, but the door doesn’t open…”

Doc: “And what’s written on the small plate?”

Man: “Push”