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Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is “Just better quality”
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Press the “power” button on someone’s computer or keyboard when they’re almost finished typing up a long essay,
story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that
you thought it was the focus adjustment. -
Call 911 and breathe heavily.
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Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
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Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else’s)
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Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
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Recite Shakespearean poetry to everyone you meet.
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Go to McDonald’s and ask for a BK Whopper.
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Order a pizza and ask them if they can “please put the crust on top this time” in
an exasperated voice. -
Every time someone asks you to do something or says something to you ask “Is
that a threat?” -
When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out random floors, and then watch
as you get there, no one gets off. -
Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start singing a song that
everyone knows, then expect them to start singing too. If they do not start singing,
insist, “Everyone knows that song. Are you stupid?” -
While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
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Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they said
means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means.
Repeat this for the entire conversation. -
Go up to a someone and say, “Are you annoyed by irrelevant questions?” And
then walk away very quickly. -
Finish each sentence with “Monkey See, Monkey Do”.
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Click your mechanical pencils or your pens during a test in school.
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Pretend you are invisible.
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Convince people you are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
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Spend all day at a fast food restaurant and see how long it takes before you have
to pay for your “free” refills. -
Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, “Have you got enough
air in there?” -
While going down in an elevator scream, “AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!! WE’RE
GONNA DIE!!!” for no apparent reason. -
Call everyone a communist.
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Explain “the little green men” in detail to someone, and when they don’t believe
you, accuse them of being one in disguise. -
Call your neighbors collect.
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Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, “And then what happened?”
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Page yourself over an intercom, but don’t disguise your voice.
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Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like “If you
don’t send this to 300 people in 4 seconds you will die instantly” and then insist that it
is true and it happened to your uncle. -
When walking push an invisible cart and make loud squeaky noises.
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Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, “Do you know the
muffin man?” -
Clear your throat every three or four words while speaking.
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Look at your hand in amazement and say, “Whoa, I never knew I had this!”
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While driving if you see a “How am I driving” bumper sticker, call the number
and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job. -
When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you. -
When driving with companions in the car, every few seconds slam on the brakes
and insist that a squirrel ran in front of you. -
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, “I know.”
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Sending this list to all of your friends through email.
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Continue to ask someone “Is this annoying? Is this annoying?” over and over and
over. -
Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
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Begin every sentence with, “By the Gods!”
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When you’re in an argument, no matter what it’s about, keep yelling “I don’t see
your name on it!”. -
When in public, pretend you are selling something in an infomercial.
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At a restaurant, repeatedly send your food back for changes and after awhile
insist that, “This isn’t what I ordered!” -
Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that you aren’t interested in
buying shoes and leave. -
Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down next to a stranger, and scratch your
head a lot. -
Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and head
■■■■. -
Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers “I must avenge
the death of my father.” -
Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
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Super Glue quarters to floors.
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Put the wrong date and year on the papers you hand in to your teachers.
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Call random numbers and say “Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If you can
name 31 flavors in 31 seconds you get a free scoop.” -
WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AN MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
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Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
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Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way,
pretending the sound came from behind you.
Cheers,
Josh
