A girl for Ganda

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:-TU (:HUG) (is she really indonesian?)
ehm, btw, i have (had) a yahoomessenger friend,a vietnamese (sorry aladinonl (:TNG) ) her name is anna.
(oh yeah, she’s beautiful :-TU cecilia cheung combined with kurt cobain ;D )
i was too excited about comodo & one day i PMed her out of the blue about CFP when she was offline,
now she never PM me anymore, maybe she thought i’m a spambot >:( ,now here i am, pathetic & miserable

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/5/18/f_crym_b0f44fc.gif

find a girl for ganda guideline:

  1. beauty over performance (i’m not looking for a computer)
  2. rich errr economically maintained (i’ll spend money for flower & maybe chocolate,but for dinner & other
    stuffs,there’s something called “budget sharing”) 88)
  3. smart (s-m-a-r-t, not nerd) (:NRD)
  4. knows about “give & take”, especially the “give” part ;D
  5. dog & piranha is extremely prohibited, (not to mention tarantula,scorpion,shark,alligator,and the other monster)

    http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/4/5/18/f_luv3m_f4763a2.gif
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The performance in “one” place is required. ;D And ofcourse the “give” part :smiley:
She can be a monster in “that place” I woudn’t mind :wink:

P.S. She’s really Indoneasian and a well paid model. So you won’t even need budget sharing part ;D

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http://img37.picoodle.com/img/img37/4/5/18/t_secretlaughm_19220ef.png

are you thinking what i’m thinking that i hope i don’t think about what i’m thinking?

a model?you give me a model? and how do i suppose to get her?
http://img34.picoodle.com/img/img34/4/5/18/f_yourem_e96f202.png

hmmm, btw who is she? never know about her ???

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:o

So that’s how you treat your friends >:(

Greetz, Red.

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Ganda you don’t have to get her. She’s coming to get you ;D Rednose - you should be happy and continue to flame Ganda, for obvious reasons. ;D If Ganda fails to get a girl, guess who’s next on the targets list :wink: ;D

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Ganda… Some girls wants your #… LOL

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??? hmmm i wonder what that #… is 88)

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/5/21/f_thinking2m_df8dcdf.gif

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I don’t know about Indonesia, but in North America, your # would be 911

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Try 000

Josh

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aahh you means my number, Allright! we’ve made some progress here people! keep it up.
and here’s my number:
14/17.
what? it’s my house number ;D

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14/17.
So you live on 2 different places at one time 88)

BTW : try 666

Xan

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:frowning: 14 is the street number. >:( i hate you >:( again >:(

ehm, (:NRD) hi there ladies (:NRD)
let me introduce my self,
my name is Ganda, i’m CES of comodo forum (Chief executive of spammer).
age…errr flexible ;D , i like blackforrest but no brownies pls.
don’t bother to send me flower, i can’t eat it (maybe grass would be better 88) )


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>:( 14 is the street number. i hate you >:( again >:(
:P0l Racism is not allowed here : read the rules :)

btw

So you kiss the ones you hate :o

strange people on mars O0

Xan

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who said anything about racist.
i kiss everything. :-TU

Cmon Xan, you’re not helping. you supposed to help me, make me look cooler (:KWL)

;D , i just noticed this smiley==> (:KWL) named “KEWL” :smiley:

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You want help, here ya go

Overall

  1. Be nice. There’s nothing sweeter to a woman than a genuinely kind man. Have manners and act mature.

  2. Use your niceness correctly. Being nice doesn’t mean you have to be timid, stuttering, and a pushover. You have to be confident in yourself. But this is where you have to draw the line between confident-and-nice and confident-and-a-■■■■. Care about people. Don’t be unnecessarily mean. Don’t ill-wish anybody you don’t know, and when speaking to new people, appear interested in what they’re saying. Say kind things. Making fun of people is extremely unattractive.

  3. Be honest with her. Nothing is attractive about lies. If you really want to be with her, always tell the truth and never twist stories. If you’re only looking for a one-time thing and not a relationship, tell her. Nothing is worse than a lying ■■■■.

  4. Have a sense of humor. For the aspiring, funny guy, don’t tell racist or stupid jokes.

  5. Be confident. Show that you want a commitment towards the girl. Appreciate life and your future and it may be given back to you.

Tips for on a date

  1. Have eye contact. Always look into her eyes and don’t disconnect before she does. It proves your confidence.

  2. Not all women want the same things in men. Some women might want the muscle, ■■■■ type; others tend to shift their eyes towards geeks or nerds. Above all, just be and show your true self.

  3. Many women prefer a toned look-your muscles are visible but they are not so large you cant put your arms all the way down.

Warnings !!!

It really irritates smart women when men prefer the ■■■■■, no matter how nice she is.

Things you really need

  1. Kindness
  2. A definite personality

Voilà ,

Xan

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  1. myself entirely
  2. i never make fun of ppl (except rednose,ragwing,soya,matty_R,and some others…tollerable)
  3. honest is all about me :-TU
  4. racism is bad >:(
  5. i AM confident

date:
1)question: eye contact, should i do it with my glasses on or otherwise?
2)question:what’s my trues self? ;D
3)manageable

my type of woman :-TU (actually, i’ll take what i can get, if i was in position to be picky, rednose will never create this spam thread ;D )

things i need:

  1. kindness , :-TU (i sent malware to someone 88) )
  2. it’s me, one of a kind. (:HUG)

so tell me Xan, is it your personal experience :smiley:

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so tell me Xan, is it your personal experience
LOL "eXPerience"

Just a part of it, me and my friend made some compilation of it ;D

Xan - eXPerience

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My best tip : Don’t go to a restaurant on a date, but invite the woman at your home and cook for her :slight_smile: Most women realy like that, and if you are lucky she will stay for the night too :wink:

Greetz, Red.

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And if you upset her and she leaves… atleast you’ll have two meals? :-TU :slight_smile:

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i’m thinking about the “stay for the night”.

http://img03.picoodle.com/img/img03/4/5/21/t_secretlaughm_41e5803.png

good point!

trouble:
i can’t cook 88) i can make scramble egg, and it IS truly scrambled ;D