LMAO!

I loved reading that first Post! It was so aggressive. Just like mine when I tried using the Comodo Firewall for the first time.
Don't worry man, we've all been there.

Just don't give up. It's not an average PC Firewall. It seriously kicks ass!

In your Post you said...
... im no PC noob....i know what i am doing.
What you must realize is that a n00bz will never be able to learn how to use a Firewall like this. Even Advanced Firewall users usually take Months to learn it. The 'time' it takes to learn all depends on your current knowledge.
I would strongly suggest you learn how to use it 'before' installing it.

Here's a few Links for you...
WikiCFP Config' video(This is an old Video I made a while ago. I would NOT recommend you set yours up like this, but if you watch, you will see how to 'install' Programs when CIS is running; something that confuses many people at first.)
DEFENSE+ Night Club Bouncer