Hello.
I am Col. Jack O'Neil, team leader of an expeditionary unit called SG, designated as SG-1.
But you can call me Jack.
What I am about to tell you is going to make some people happy. And some people sad.
On my last tour I was visiting planet X-1179 and found that the planet is extremely close to ours.
There, I found here most expecting peace of engineering software called CIS6.
Before I begin, I'd like to introduce to you...
A little busy Jack, I'm trying to invent a new math to figure out how to prevent colliding two separate universes with time dilation using quantum time as a reference joining our two realities. The consequences are of that exploding star system which is totally not my fault because I was distracted and I.....
In English, doctor, please...
I am sorry for not paying attention to your babbling because I do not have the luxury of spending time explaining how proton neutrons are affecting time continuum in our world while maintaining continuous time flow in another world and I am not a military person and you can not command me what to do!
Anyway CIS would be somewhere on 23rd of October. How do I know that? I've seen it. And it will blow your mind. The complete list of features....
Anyone on this frequency, the Wraith are on my tail, repeat, the Wraith are closing in on me, anyone please respond!!!
Atlantis is that way ===>
I am afraid that's all the time we have folks, I will return again to tell you the heroic secrets of the finest security software there is, Comodo Internet Security 6...
Unscheduled offworld activation!!!!
Oh what now?!
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