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January 07, 2008, 09:00:34 AM »
meet my grandma
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January 09, 2008, 09:20:02 AM »
Airport's Infra Red Camera
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Ganda
: over here in my country , im a real sex object
Soy Joy
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Ganda
: whenever i ask girls for sex ... they object
Melih
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January 09, 2008, 09:22:38 AM »
The crashing window.
...and more of it
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Ganda
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Soy Joy
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Ganda
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January 09, 2008, 09:32:36 AM »
Quote from: Wisanggeni on January 09, 2008, 09:22:38 AM
The crashing window.
...and more of it
Lol, they're all pretty stupid
Anyways, the Norton pictures just show that Norton is even worse than we thought. We thought it crashed the computer, but not itself
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January 11, 2008, 06:46:40 AM »
Being a programmer and the only computer literate person in my family, I get tech support calls from my family all the time. I got a phone call from a brother-in-law today:
Him: Hey, you're good with computers right?
Me: Yes.
Him: And you know how to program computers?
Me: Yes, that's my job actually.
Him: Could you explain programming please?
Me: I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Him: I want to make a game like Halo, but I don't know how to start. Could you explain what I need to do?
Me: You should probably go to the library and get a book.
Him: Can you just tell me what I need to do?
Me: Wait a minute. Are you asking me to explain how to program computers?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Over the phone?
Him: Yeah.
My brother in law apparently made several unsuccessful attempt to "learn programming" by opening up exes in Notepad. He created a text file with the words "Morph the screen into something cool" and couldn't figure out how to run it, even had the balls to ask me "how do I install my program? Do I just put a shortcut on the desktop".
My dad, a programmer, lent him an unfortunately titled book called "Teach Yourself Java in 24 hours". He immediately flipped to the back of the book and reading sections on server and Swing development, and was very excited to see that he could write his own server after just one day.
In the end, I was unable to teach my brother in law how to make his own Halo over the phone, and he decided that I wasn't a very good programmer.
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Ganda
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Soy Joy
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Ganda
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ganda claus
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Re: The LOL topic
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January 11, 2008, 06:53:17 AM »
Quote from: Wisanggeni on January 11, 2008, 06:46:40 AM
Being a programmer and the only computer literate person in my family, I get tech support calls from my family all the time. I got a phone call from a brother-in-law today:
Him: Hey, you're good with computers right?
Me: Yes.
Him: And you know how to program computers?
Me: Yes, that's my job actually.
Him: Could you explain programming please?
Me: I'm sorry, what do you mean?
Him: I want to make a game like Halo, but I don't know how to start. Could you explain what I need to do?
Me: You should probably go to the library and get a book.
Him: Can you just tell me what I need to do?
Me: Wait a minute. Are you asking me to explain how to program computers?
Him: Yeah.
Me: Over the phone?
Him: Yeah.
My brother in law apparently made several unsuccessful attempt to "learn programming" by opening up exes in Notepad. He created a text file with the words "Morph the screen into something cool" and couldn't figure out how to run it, even had the balls to ask me "how do I install my program? Do I just put a shortcut on the desktop".
My dad, a programmer, lent him an unfortunately titled book called "Teach Yourself Java in 24 hours". He immediately flipped to the back of the book and reading sections on server and Swing development, and was very excited to see that he could write his own server after just one day.
In the end, I was unable to teach my brother in law how to make his own Halo over the phone, and he decided that I wasn't a very good programmer.
LOL!
and this is the best part
Quote from: Wisanggeni on January 11, 2008, 06:46:40 AM
In the end, I was unable to teach my brother in law how to make his own Halo over the phone, and he decided that I wasn't a very good programmer.
simple judgement
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Reply #171 on:
January 11, 2008, 07:08:52 AM »
Goggle's Special Event Logos
*.The HTML start from 2 up to 13.
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Ganda
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Soy Joy
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Ganda
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Melih
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Reply #172 on:
January 11, 2008, 07:14:01 AM »
[Video]
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Ganda
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Re: The LOL topic
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January 11, 2008, 10:24:01 PM »
If you were to be a Dungeons & Dragons Virtual Character, then what character or race are you going to be?
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Ganda
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Ganda
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Soyabeaner
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January 11, 2008, 10:28:19 PM »
I'll let someone else be the ginnie pig. 129 questions is longer than an IQ test
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ganda claus
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January 11, 2008, 10:35:18 PM »
Quote from: Soyabeaner on January 11, 2008, 10:28:19 PM
I'll let someone else be the ginnie pig. 129 questions is longer than an IQ test
phheeww, i'm doing it, not finished yet. hey is there any online IQ test? i've never test myself. some ppl think that i'm pretty "good", but i feel dumb sometimes.
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January 11, 2008, 10:39:55 PM »
There are numerous around, but I'll only post one so as to not intrude the LOL topic:
http://www.iqtest.com/
Ganda, I promise I won't LOL if you fail it
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January 11, 2008, 10:53:19 PM »
Quote from: Soyabeaner on January 11, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
There are numerous around, but I'll only post one so as to not intrude the LOL topic:
http://www.iqtest.com/
Ganda, I promise I won't LOL if you fail it
LOL
Ooops...
Anyway, I'm a Human Sorceress Level 5 with Neutral Alignment.
"...a sorceress can cast individual spells more often and have no need to prepare their incantations ahead of time; unlike wizards..."
Nice!
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Ganda
: over here in my country , im a real sex object
Soy Joy
: looool
Ganda
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Melih
: LOL!
Soyabeaner
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Reply #178 on:
January 11, 2008, 10:57:33 PM »
I always knew you were a sorceress (female) rather than sorcerer (male).
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ganda claus
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Re: The LOL topic
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January 11, 2008, 11:04:58 PM »
Quote from: Soyabeaner on January 11, 2008, 10:39:55 PM
There are numerous around, but I'll only post one so as to not intrude the LOL topic:
http://www.iqtest.com/
Ganda, I promise I won't LOL if you fail it
shhhuush, i'm into it right now. may i cheat on this?
anyway here's my result on D&D test:
Chaotic Evil Human Ranger/Rogue (1st/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 10
Dexterity- 9
Constitution- 9
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 11
i'm mean!
......err and kinda stupid/disorganize
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