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[ganda]

What is the MAXimum score possible on an IQ test?  Surely if you can answer that then you're welcomed to be a self-proclaimed genuis

Over 140 - Genius or almost genius
120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence
110 - 119 - Superior intelligence
90 - 109 - Average or normal intelligence
80 - 89 - Dullness
70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency in intelligence
Under 70 - Feeble-mindedness
http://www.increasebrainpower.com/iq-scale.html

if the faceless mage can score 200, maybe 230

[Soyabeaner]

If it's based on # of correct answers and time, then you would need steroids to be the "smartest".

[Ragwing]

which one? the one with the 200 result or the 150 ? 

Actually I think the 200 one was wrong, I don't prefer to have way to high IQ.

Oh well, IQ tests can't be 100% accurate, since you always have some option, making you have a small chance to correctly answer some that you don't know. Also, a high IQ doesn't make you smart, IQ tests usually test your ability to solve problems.
And from Simpsons, Stephen Hawking has 280 IQ or something

[Matty_R]

IQ=Intelligence Quotient

It is to give the approximate gaussion distribution?

Just reading about it makes me head hurt!!

You can have a high IQ but imo common sense is more important.

(What did one snowman say to the other?  "can you smell carrots")

[Soy Joy]

The Ronald Opus Case

At the 1994 annual awards dinner given for Forensic Science, AAFS President Dr. Don Harper Mills astounded his audience with the legal complications of a bizarre death.

Here is the story:

On March 23, 1994 the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound to the head. Mr. Opus had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide. He left a note to the effect indicating his despondency.

As he fell past the ninth floor his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast passing through a window, which killed him instantly.

Neither the shooter nor the deceased was aware that a safety net had been installed just below the eighth floor level to protect some building workers and that Ronald Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide the way he had planned.

"Ordinarily," Dr Mills continued, "Someone who sets out to commit suicide and ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended, is still defined as committing suicide." That Mr. Opus was shot on the way to certain death, but probably would not have been successful because of the safety net, caused the medical examiner too feel that he had a homicide on his hands.

The room on the ninth floor, where the shotgun blast emanated, was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing vigorously and he was threatening her with a shotgun. The man was so upset that when he pulled the trigger he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Mr. Opus.

When one intends to kill subject "A" but kills subject "B" in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject "B."

When confronted with the murder charge the old man and his wife were both adamant and both said that they thought the shotgun was not loaded. The old man said it was a long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her. Therefore the killing of Mr. Opus appeared to be an accident; that is, assuming the gun had been accidentally loaded.

The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun about six weeks prior to the fatal accident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother.

Since the loader of the gun was aware of this, he was guilty of the murder even though he didn't actually pull the trigger. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus.

Now comes the exquisite twist.

Further investigation revealed that the son was, in fact, Ronald Opus. He had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23rd, only to be killed by a shotgun blast passing through the ninth story window. The son had actually murdered himself so the medical examiner closed the case as a suicide.

Wikipedia

[ganda]

BRAIN TUMOR:
Doctor    : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Mr. Bean    : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor    : Did you understand what I just told you?
Mr. Bean    : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor    : Then why are you so happy?
Mr. Bean    : Because that proves that I have a brain!

MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:
Teacher    : What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean    : 9
Teacher    : What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean    : Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:
Mr. Bean    : I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
Clerk    : Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
Mr. Bean    : Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

AT AN ATM MACHINE:
Friend    : What are you looking at?
Mr. Bean    : I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
Friend    : Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
Mr. Bean    : four asterisks (****)!

[Ragwing]

Lol ganda

[ganda]

Lol ganda

heeyy what's "leet"  it's unfair! 

[Ragwing]

heeyy what's "leet"  it's unfair! 

You don't know what leet is?
Anyways, I'm uber-1337 now

[weaker]

Help! The 1337 h4X0rz take over 

[ganda]

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and
announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys
for $10. The villagers seeing that there were many
monkeys around, went out to the forest and started
catching them.

The man bought hundreds at $10 and as supply started
to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He
further announced that he would now buy at $20. This
renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started
catching monkeys again.

Soon the supply diminished even further and people
started going back to their farms. The offer rate
increased to $25 and the supply of monkeys became so
little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let
alone catch it!

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at
$50! However, since he had to go to the city on some
business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of
him.

In the absence of the man, the assistant told the
villagers. Look at all these monkeys in the big cage
that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at
$ 35 and when the man returns from the city, you can
sell it to him for $50."

The villagers squeezed up with all their savings and
bought all the monkeys.

Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only
monkeys everywhere!! !

Welcome to the "Stock" Market!!!!!

[ganda]

Kids in school think quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell
it!

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for
water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have
today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!

TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you
are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the
same day,
same time."

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No. Sir, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher

[WaterWall]

Bwahahahaahaa !!! Good one Ganda ! Washington with an axe ! 

[Ragwing]

Lol 

[ganda]

before & after

Before marriage....

He: Yes! Finally. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: i won't miss every single chance !
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

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