Ganda's list is almost the same as mine
31 ways you should treat your girl :1. Tell her she's is not that hot or sexy.
2. Hold her tits in your hands and tell her you have seen better.
3. Leave her voice messages to remind her that you own her.
4. Wrestle with her naked so you get what you want.
5. Shag her from behind.
6. Hang out with your ex when she's not around.
7. If you talk to another girl kiss her after you're done, just to make her jealous.
8. Write her notes or call her so she doesn't forget the groceries.
9. Introduce her to your friends as just another hooker.
10. Play with her money in the casino.
11. Pick her up, when she says no pick up one of your other girlfriends.
12. Be happy if she gets unwanted contact from someone else and suggest a trio.
13. Make her laugh, so you are sure that she brushed her tees.
14. Don't let her fall asleep before she satisfied you.
15. If she's mad at you, fight back and kick her ass.
16. If you care about her, don't tell her, or else she comes back after you dumped her.
17. No girl should ever receive presents from her guy.
18. Treat her good when you are with your friends, but bad when you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and tell her she could better wear collored contact lenses.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends, but with your other girlfriends during the week.
21. Put her outsite in the rain, without an umbrella, so that she knows her place.
22. Kiss her only after a trio with her younger sister.
23. If you're listening to music, don't let her disturb you.
24. Remember her birthday so you can dump her than.
25. If she gets you a present on whatever occasion, tell her she is cheap.
26. Never call her when you say you will. And when you do call her, let her call you back.
27. Give her what she wants, and shag her the whole day.
28. Recognize small tits, and let her have a boob job.
29. Hug other girls before you hug her.
30. Spend your free time with her only if none of your other girlfriends is available.
31. If you care about her don't talk about it, just shag her.
Greetz, Red.