Variable Setting
appName Netscape
appCodeName Mozilla
appVersion 5.0 (Windows; sv-SE)
appMinorVersion Property not supported or blank!
IE real version Not Internet Explorer or version is undetectable!
UserAgent Googlebot/2.1 (+http://www.googlebot.com/bot.html)
Security Policy Property not supported or blank!
Browser Name Mozilla t
Operating System Windows NT 5.1
Platform Win32 - Windows 32-bit platform
CPU Property not supported or blank!
Online true - The system is in global online mode
Connection Type Property not supported or blank!
Vendor Property not supported or blank!
Language sv-SE
System language Property not supported or blank!
User language Property not supported or blank!
Variable Setting
Windows Media Player installed No or unable to detect...
Windows Media Player UniqueID Player not installed...
Detect via MediaPlayer.MediaPlayer.1 Player not installed or unable to detect...
Detect via WMPlayer.OCX.7 Player not installed or unable to detect...
Detect WMP 6.4 via classID Player not installed or unable to detect...
Detect WMP 7 and 9 via classID Player not installed or unable to detect...
How to spoof OS version to DOS 1.0?

And how to make it think I use 8-bit and not 32-bit?

I'm not surprised it can't detect my CPU speed, not even Windows can do that.
Cheers,
Ragwing