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« Reply #150 on: April 23, 2008, 08:40:48 PM »
Now shin..........is that nice. I got rid of all my cracks.   Kewl
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« Reply #151 on: April 23, 2008, 08:43:24 PM »
Ouch.  Ganda, Mr. X-Interregator.

Either that or he's been probed by the scientists already to gain these experienced questions.
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« Reply #152 on: April 23, 2008, 09:02:09 PM »
I have taken several polygraphs, and for a while was the guy in charge of signing off on submitting people for polygraphs for my company.  And then trying to convince them to take it.  Best advice is probably what you already hear from everyone else-don't even think of lying or trying to hide anything.  They are not a joke!  If you are going to need to confess to a felony, don't take it, of course.  Wink  If you have nothing to hide, relax and get it over with.
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« Reply #153 on: April 23, 2008, 10:03:59 PM »
Honestly I don't have anything to hide. I don't drink or smoke. I have never done drugs. One puff of a joint when I was 17 but thats it. Never convicted of anything.
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... and I say to myself, "What a wonderful world"
« Reply #154 on: April 23, 2008, 10:41:33 PM »
Quote from: sded on April 23, 2008, 09:02:09 PM
I have taken several polygraphs,

I've also taken several polygraphs.

They're under a tarpaulin in my garage.

I hate them.
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« Reply #155 on: April 23, 2008, 11:03:38 PM »
Quote from: panic on April 23, 2008, 10:41:33 PM
I've also taken several polygraphs.

They're under a tarpaulin in my garage.

I hate them.


I don't care what they say about you Ewen, I think you're alright. Bit of an odd duck, but alright.
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« Reply #156 on: April 24, 2008, 02:39:56 PM »
Quote from: Vettetech on April 23, 2008, 07:33:36 PM
I will take your Audi and day axl.................... Tongue
Damn you Vettetech and your 162mph!!

The Audi is a '98, but she was darn smooth in the 130 range...
With the speedometer maxing at 160, now when I sit in the vehicle all I can think about is you and your 162mph!!  Angry

How about sending me a PM about where you were able to hit 162..  Wink

Your secret is safe with me.
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« Reply #157 on: April 24, 2008, 03:13:10 PM »
Rt 2 when you pass East Hartford. Its all straight going through Glastonbury.
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« Reply #158 on: April 24, 2008, 05:50:20 PM »
Quote from: Comofo on April 23, 2008, 11:03:38 PM
I don't care what they say about you Ewen, I think you're alright. Bit of an odd duck, but alright.


LoL. What did they say about him ?  Cheesy
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« Reply #159 on: April 24, 2008, 06:21:02 PM »
Hmmmmmm?  Laugh
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« Reply #160 on: April 24, 2008, 08:02:53 PM »
Quote from: Ehgreg on April 24, 2008, 05:50:20 PM

LoL. What did they say about him ?  Cheesy

It's not what they said, it's how they reacted.
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« Reply #161 on: April 25, 2008, 01:19:43 AM »
Just an expression my dad used to say to me.

He used to also say "Son, you're not useless; you can always be used as a bad example."  Undecided



I just found his use of the word "tarpaulin" to be unusual. I mean who says "tarpaulin"?
Ewen, that's who...and 18th century sailors.  Grin
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« Reply #162 on: April 25, 2008, 03:02:32 AM »
AVG 8 sounds good :-)

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« Reply #163 on: April 25, 2008, 03:09:23 AM »
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"Son, you're not useless; you can always be used as a bad example." 

ROFLMAO
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« Reply #164 on: April 25, 2008, 04:00:40 AM »
Quote from: 3xist on April 25, 2008, 03:02:32 AM
AVG 8 sounds good :-)

Josh
huh Huh you're gonna need this Grin
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