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[Soyabeaner]

There's always something funny with Google. ...and here's another one of that funny stuff...

Try to search for -> "who is a failure?" on Google, and see the no.1 result.

...and more of it...
5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

I see the same result with the Google Canadian version if that matters.

[web ganda]

found this on another forum, i wonder who the hell is this "Ah Beng" 

Ah Beng bought a new mobile.He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, "My Mobile No.Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 . Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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Ah Beng : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.
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Ah Beng : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng : People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng complained to the police: "Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house."
Police: "How the thief did not take TV?"
Ah Beng : "I was watching TV news..."
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Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."
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How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.
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Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.
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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello, how did you know I was here?"
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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?
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Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Ah Beng told his servant: "Go and water the plants!"
Servant: "It's already raining."
Ah Beng : "So what? Take an umbrella and go."


 

[Ragwing]

Have anyone lost their soul recently?
I think I found it!
http://cgi.ebay.com/YOUR-SOUL_W0QQitemZ160260333366QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

   
Description    
Your Soul. I found it blowing across my local Wal-Mart parking lot late one night. I picked it up just before it was sucked up by the street cleaners. Seems to be in good condition, but only you can know that for sure. I don't know how it got here but I will ship it back to you for free. The Devil has made a very generous offer for it, so the reserve is set at the same price he offered for it. I'm giving you a chance to get your soul back, so don't mess around and let someone else get hold of it. After you buy it, I will very gently and carefully fold it and place it into an evelope to be sent to you.



(NOTE: DO NOT BUY IT UNLESS YOU WANT THE PAPER)

[3xist]

Have anyone lost their soul recently?
I think I found it!
http://cgi.ebay.com/YOUR-SOUL_W0QQitemZ160260333366QQihZ006QQcategoryZ1469QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

   
Description    
Your Soul. I found it blowing across my local Wal-Mart parking lot late one night. I picked it up just before it was sucked up by the street cleaners. Seems to be in good condition, but only you can know that for sure. I don't know how it got here but I will ship it back to you for free. The Devil has made a very generous offer for it, so the reserve is set at the same price he offered for it. I'm giving you a chance to get your soul back, so don't mess around and let someone else get hold of it. After you buy it, I will very gently and carefully fold it and place it into an evelope to be sent to you.



(NOTE: DO NOT BUY IT UNLESS YOU WANT THE PAPER)

That reminds me off an episode from the Simpsons...

And who ever put that up has some serious issues.


Josh

[Goose19]

I can't believe it already has 1 bid 

[Ragwing]

And who ever put that up has some serious issues.

No. Whoever that has placed a bid on it has serious problems

[3xist]

I can't believe it already has 1 bid 

OMG. That's worse then Stupid.

Josh

[Soyabeaner]

The bidder was probably the seller as well, just to up the price

[Matty_R]

Lie Detector


    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual
gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to
change.  One day John came home with another one of his unusual
purchases.  It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie
detector.

    It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old
son, returned home from school. Tommy was over 2 hours late.

    "Where have you been?  Why are you over 2 hours late getting
home?" asked John.
   
    "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
project," said Tommy.

    The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy,
knocking him completely out of his chair.

    "Son," said  John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us
where you really were after school."
   
    "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.
   
    "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.
   
    "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
   
    The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
knocking him off his chair once more.
   
    With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am
sorry I lied.  We really  watched a tape called Sex Queen."
   
    "I am ashamed of you son," said John.  "When I was your age, I
never lied to my parents."
   
    The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that
nearly knocked him out of his chair.
   
    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy,
did you ever ask for that one!  You can't be too mad with Tommy.
After all, he is your son!"
   
    With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and
knocked her out of her chair.

[web ganda]

LOL, sex queen? 

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you can gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

[3xist]

LOL, sex queen? 

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary!!!

Dear Bo$$
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you can gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.


Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh



The next day, the employee received this letter of reply:

Dear NOrman,
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.


Yours truly,
Manager

Nah...  Lame 

The bidder was probably the seller as well, just to up the price

I wonder if it was you?

Josh

[Soyabeaner]

Nah...  Lame 

What was wrong with that? .  I found it amusing.

I wonder if it was you?

I'm too lazy to do something like that, not much less ever visit Ebay.  Part of it is in my Opera blocked content filter

[web ganda]

Nah...  Lame 

What was wrong with that? .  I found it amusing.

yeah, what's wrong with it? especially when you're the boss/manager

[3xist]

I don't understand the economist & election stuff.

Josh

[3xist]

Comodo wins. 

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